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Why is there a random man in the woods ??? Of course we'll choose the bear😂

I mean, is actual cop lingo better? 😂

They got considered as ugly and got skipped by the men

BREAKING NEWS GOOD GIRLS FOUND After several reports of good girls being missing, authorities conducted an international search to locate the missing good girls. Following many weeks, they located these so called "good girls" that don't care for "partying and makeup". Most attempts to communicate with these to these good girls have fail, but many have agreed to handover their favour books for testing. DNA analysis on the missing good girls concluded that they are in fact introvert women with double asocial genes. Authorities have decided to isolate these introvert women, due to them being an endangered societal subgroup. They will continue to monitor, but say it could be many months for introvert women to return to society, should their social battery be charged. Nurseries have also become low in stock after authorities required pot plants to make these women more comfortable. Authorities are also asking cat shettlers to donate cats to these women care to help socialise them.

why arent we talking about francine beluga

is it bad that I have this video memorized??? I think this is why i'm in therapy... (or just one reason)

"Where are the good girls?" running away from those creeps.

Your news reporter inflection is perfect lol😂

😂😂 Francine Beluga is fucking incredible

Very real

We are in the house, not making TikToks, reading books, drinking wine/tea, watching horror movies from the 80s. You can also find us at work, occasionally, but we are mostly busy not being bothered. 😂😂😂 Best way to get one is to be a delivery driver of some kind with a regular route. Cause the occasional drop off is t going to win you one of the good girls. You have to catch us at the mailbox or walking the dog/cat/bearded dragon.

I. Hate. How well I was able to understand this. Worse yet, I only cringed at part of it. Good job lol.

Where have all the good girls gone? And where are all the gods!

Your newscaster voice is spot-on!

They are having conversations at the grocery store about why they aren't talking to any of these dudes 😂

Good points! I really understand. But you've got to understand that the only woman a man wants is Hawk Tuah. 😂

where have all the good girls gone and where are all the gods? where's the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds? isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

*aesthetically gasps* gender assumption!

My biggest flex is coming from a religion that doesnt force others to follow that religion or believe in god, it just tells them to do their work

We’re genuinely fed the f up.

Uh… they don’t exist anymore. Being violated makes you less chill and laid back. After all, then you’re asking for it, right? No. Gotta be vigilant

I'm trying to sleep. Nahh all the good girls are gay. Or overly independent.❤

One of them is right here......but guys don't seem to want big girls. I tried online dating.....the only time I got any dates were on a "hook up" site.

I feel like a LOT of the comments are missing the point of this

Speaking on behalf of the bears: we don't know where the good girls are, we definitely aren't hiding them from you in the woods, and you should stop asking.

How to get this channel added to tv? Hahaha 😂😂😂

I'm betting this IS what a future crime show will sound like.

And Beluga?! 😂😂 stop it!

They’re just saving their kindness for who really deserves it 🤷🏽‍♀️ their pet, their passion project, their volunteer work, their family. I think girls are waking up to the fact that good is a euphemism for meek, doormat, shell of a human being. “Yes honey! I’ll jump, just as soon as you tell me how high. uwu” 🫡🥰

They're dead. Society killed them.

You did such a good reporter voice😂

Thank you for letting us know Stanzi! Am commenting to hopefully help ❤️

They’ve gone in hiding- too many predators around- and I’m not talking about the bears.

feels like boomer content in the way i don't like this so I'm gonna mock it

We’re all hiding. Good luck finding us, lmao.

this feels like boomer content in the way i don't like this so I'm gonna mock them

Well. You definitely won't find them on hinge or tinder.

Francine Beluga, sibling to Aurora Borealis.

you nailed that 48 hours vibe lol

They’re at home, napping

I’m just looking for a girl who doesn’t hate every man’s gut and I know there’s some out there. I know not every woman has to love men, but just my personal view on who I would like to date. Have a good day.

🎶~Where have all the good girls gone And where are all the Gods? Where's the great Atalanta to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a wife's bright smile upon this scene? Late at night, I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a good girl!~🎶

They probably aren't where you're looking, just a thought.

I would choose the man beacuse the bear maybe can get hungry and if the man tryes to attack me i know how to difend myself the bear its more difficult to attack the man isnt just kick him in the ⚽s you know

Where's my bang maid/dishwasher/cook I intend to replace with a younger model?

They all need a Cool Girl. Iykyk

Where have the good girls gone? Staying the hell away from men like you, clearly 😅

What is a good girl??

We decided to become celibate cause you dudes are whiny little brats.

You've got that newscaster voice down pat!😂